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NEW MEMBER INTRODUCTION THREAD
#1
It's all in the title. Noobs can use this thread to say hello, and the rest of us will heckle them, as is our way. Seriously though, don't be a douche, and remember that the Chat Thread is that way --------->



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Hello everyone, my name is Corvus and I'm a Staff Sergeant, except I'm in the Air Force so it's only E-5. I am currently imprisoned stationed at Fort Meade, where I spend my time shitposting on the internet and vigorously fiddling with my balls. Please direct all hate mail and penis photos to my unit's PAO. Thank you and have a fantastic Air Force Day.

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#2
Shut up boot.

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(10-03-2014, 09:51 AM)austinjking pid=' Wrote:<br />About that, give me a ring when this isn't Tumblrlance anymore<br />
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#3
FUCK YOU SIR

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#4
wait....so you're telling me than an E-5 in the air force is a staff sergeant?
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#5
You bet your sweet ass it is

Air Force's reaction when the Army and Marines find out
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half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#6
so E-5 is a regular sergeant?
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#7
So is it appropriate to call you SARGE?


Sing like no one is listening, dance like no one is watching, and poop like no one is in the next stall.


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#8
This thread is gay.
Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.
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#9
uh lolz hei gaiz im new, so y'all do that stuf like they do in call of dutey, rite? whatz yure fav wepin y'all use lol
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#10
Used to be my cawk but after 6 kids I figued I'd best keep it in the holster.
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#11
Hi I'm jeff. Aka Usmc89PI, disgruntled, whiskey tango, drunk unclePI and 87 other accounts. I like to drink and smoke , was a Wing phaggot at Cherry Point and enjoyed both times I made Lance. #Masshole


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5.9lcummins: my county married the first queers today<br />Today at 06:40:14 AM<br />5.9lcummins: flew a rainbow flag over the courthouse all day
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#12
(12-15-2015, 01:09 PM)DisGruntled Wrote: Hi I'm jeff. Aka Usmc89PI, disgruntled, whiskey tango, drunk unclePI and 87 other accounts.  I like to drink and smoke , was a Wing phaggot at Cherry Point and enjoyed both times I made Lance.  #Masshole


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The only post so far that isn't complete fucking faggotry. Well done!

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#13
I'm FSD. You're all welcome for my service.
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#14
(12-15-2015, 01:19 PM)SSgt Corvus Wrote:
(12-15-2015, 01:09 PM)DisGruntled Wrote: Hi I'm jeff. Aka Usmc89PI, disgruntled, whiskey tango, drunk unclePI and 87 other accounts.  I like to drink and smoke , was a Wing phaggot at Cherry Point and enjoyed both times I made Lance.  #Masshole


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The only post so far that isn't complete fucking faggotry. Well done!

What's up my baller?


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5.9lcummins: my county married the first queers today<br />Today at 06:40:14 AM<br />5.9lcummins: flew a rainbow flag over the courthouse all day
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#15
(12-15-2015, 06:08 PM)DisGruntled Wrote: What's up my baller?

"baller" hahahah

nikka

or as one of my friend says, monica (ma nikka)


I really don't know why we can't use that word. I can say wetback, spic, chink, jew, jap, kike, spectacular person, beaner, porch monkey, hick, gook (my personal favorite), and various others.

"spectacular person" was used in place of a bundle of sticks.... hahahahaha
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#16
God basic training was better than this thread
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#17
Shut up, Brad.....
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#18
Wut's 'basic training'?
Yeah,...So?

The TL-ist formerly known as irradiator/irritator/irrigator, etc.
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#19
(12-16-2015, 09:37 AM)LocomotiveBreath Wrote: Wut's 'basic training'?

I was confused by this too.
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#20
(12-16-2015, 09:37 AM)LocomotiveBreath Wrote: Wut's 'basic training'?
I think it's where he learned to love Ugg boots, and pumpkin spice.
You'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing any pants.

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#21
(12-16-2015, 10:03 AM)NSFgirl Wrote:
(12-16-2015, 09:37 AM)LocomotiveBreath Wrote: Wut's 'basic training'?
I think it's where he learned to love Ugg boots, and pumpkin spice.

This sounds like some kind of boot camp... Confused
Yeah,...So?

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#22
(12-16-2015, 10:03 AM)NSFgirl Wrote:
(12-16-2015, 09:37 AM)LocomotiveBreath Wrote: Wut's 'basic training'?
I think it's where he learned to love Ugg boots, and pumpkin spice.

Yes, this is correct
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#23
Hi I'm Cookie. I'm a fucking bitch ass Marine and I love my dog.
CPD: after you beat up someone you gotta take something from them.  CPD: it can be food, money, their anal virginity, whatever, but you gotta take something from him

#FREEHCT


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#24
I'm Wombat. I'm not a bitch-ass Marine, but I love Cookie's dog.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a lot of bitching.<br /><br />- The Tao of Wombat
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#25
I'm Corvus.
Phantomgrift: I enjoy minecraft as well as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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