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ask a motherfucker from Australia
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Why.

Quote:A Sydney fishmonger has become the first body in Australia to be convicted of animal cruelty over its treatment of a lobster.

Nicholas Seafoods was found to be in breach of the New South Wales Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act for butchering and dismembering lobsters with a band saw, without adequately stunning or killing them.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/15/sydney-fishmonger-convicted-of-animal-cruelty-over-lobster-treatment
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Nick's seafood is pree big company here. only 1500 fine meh.
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I mean, I get it.

Doesn't take too much trouble to kill the little dude humanely before you start ripping his limbs off one by one.


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(03-09-2017, 06:44 AM)soup Wrote: I mean, I get it.

Doesn't take too much trouble to kill the little dude humanely before you start ripping his limbs off one by one.

worker was probably asian. 
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(03-07-2017, 01:31 PM)Tikilounge Wrote: Why.

Quote:A Sydney fishmonger has become the first body in Australia to be convicted of animal cruelty over its treatment of a lobster.

Nicholas Seafoods was found to be in breach of the New South Wales Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act for butchering and dismembering lobsters with a band saw, without adequately stunning or killing them.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/15/sydney-fishmonger-convicted-of-animal-cruelty-over-lobster-treatment

They're shown to have the same capacity for pain and stress as any other animal, so they're under the same cruelty laws as any other animal. It's not universal (animal cruelty laws vary by state) but the logic is there.

(03-09-2017, 06:44 AM)soup Wrote: I mean, I get it.

Doesn't take too much trouble to kill the little dude humanely before you start ripping his limbs off one by one.

It really isn't hard. You can drop them in an ice bath/the freezer for a while and they won't react at all to being handled after that point.
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Poor thing.
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i can haz australian penor?
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(03-10-2017, 09:32 AM)moleculeinc Wrote: i can haz australian penor?

Say please.
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(03-22-2017, 02:22 AM)CombatWombat Wrote:
(03-10-2017, 09:32 AM)moleculeinc Wrote: i can haz australian penor?

Say please.

No
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Yes. 


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Nope. 
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Happy Straya Day cunts.
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Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!
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(01-26-2018, 01:59 AM)CombatWombat Wrote: Happy Straya Day cunts.

Wait, wut? A blackfella 'celebrating' the invasion of the white hordes? Okay.

Oy, Mick, let's go hunt dropbears with machetes, eh? I need an excuse to to to ol' Straya.
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(01-27-2018, 09:30 PM)LocomotiveBreath Wrote:
(01-26-2018, 01:59 AM)CombatWombat Wrote: Happy Straya Day cunts.

Wait, wut? A blackfella 'celebrating' the invasion of the white hordes? Okay.

Oy, Mick, let's go hunt dropbears with machetes, eh? I need an excuse to to to ol' Straya.

How I feel about it can be a bit...complicated. There’s a lot of fucked up shit in the history that has to be unpacked, and I’d like that.

I don’t really celebrate it. I just like having a day off to chill with my family. It’s got a lot more positive stuff attached to it from Herself’s point of view, cos she got her citizenship on the 26th, so mostly we just mark that and bugger the rest.

I’d be happy if the date changed. There’s three hundred and fifty odd days we’re not using for anything, there’s gotta be something we did on one of those days that’s worth marking. If we made the day about something Australia did, rather than something Britain did, that’d work for me...but I’m not gonna get upset if it doesn’t change, either.

All the horrible shit that happened didn’t kill us. Fuck it. We’re still here.



Why go after dropbears with machetes when you can go after cane toads with cricket bats?
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Or cane toad golf perhaps?

I'm with you CW - quite ambivalent about the date of Australia Day. As you say, there are plenty of other options. Just pick a summer day please, the weather is better. And could we please just bash on sight any fucker who insists on wearing the flag as a cape? Sure, wear the cozzies, the tshirt, the thongs, the silly hat, but ferfucksake stop using the flag as a cape!

Not that I did much this time around anyway, I was crook with a vague throat/cold thing. Only went for a short swim at the beach, couldn't muster the energy to get on the piss much either.
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(01-28-2018, 01:54 AM)CombatWombat Wrote:
(01-27-2018, 09:30 PM)LocomotiveBreath Wrote:
(01-26-2018, 01:59 AM)CombatWombat Wrote: Happy Straya Day cunts.

Wait, wut? A blackfella 'celebrating' the invasion of the white hordes? Okay.

Oy, Mick, let's go hunt dropbears with machetes, eh? I need an excuse to to to ol' Straya.

How I feel about it can be a bit...complicated. There’s a lot of fucked up shit in the history that has to be unpacked, and I’d like that.

I don’t really celebrate it. I just like having a day off to chill with my family. It’s got a lot more positive stuff attached to it from Herself’s point of view, cos she got her citizenship on the 26th, so mostly we just mark that and bugger the rest.

I’d be happy if the date changed. There’s three hundred and fifty odd days we’re not using for anything, there’s gotta be something we did on one of those days that’s worth marking. If we made the day about something Australia did, rather than something Britain did, that’d work for me...but I’m not gonna get upset if it doesn’t change, either.

All the horrible shit that happened didn’t kill us. Fuck it. We’re still here.



Why go after dropbears with machetes when you can go after cane toads with cricket bats?

Sounds good, but can I use a DeMarini? 
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I miss Australia.

Also, why is Sydney so fucking expensive to live in?

Absolutely loved that city. Partied hard at The Glenmore Hotel, which had an amazing view of the opera house/ city.
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Its expensive because real estate has been turned into a commodity to be bought and sold for profit rather than something basic like a place to live. This has been boosted by tax policies that favour property speculators, foreign investors with loads of money, and rapacious real estate agents. Probably some more factors too, I just can't think of them at present.

For example, the area I live/grew up in was once down at heel, blue collar, not really on the radar (in fact we used to call Bondi Beach 'Scum Valley'!). Nowadays property prices have shot through the roof and there is no way short of a lottery win that I could afford a home here.
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I feel for you, Same thing happening in my neighborhood. Working folks, shops and Garages are being squeezed out by developers.
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