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(05-28-2017, 10:33 AM)CPD Wrote: What animals have you had to wrangle?

How often does this happen in your area?

Have you seized any exotic animals?

Snakes, bats, raccoons, dogs, opossums, rats, a black bear, deer.

There's animal related calls daily. Probably at least one or more a shift.

There's a pic hanging on the wall at our medical examiners office of a close friend of mine who used to work night turn in a neighboring jurisdiction holding an alligator's mouth shut. It was someone's escaped pet.

Why are you so curious about taking things from people?
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Police cruisers have been discussed in the past. What would your ideal setup for a patrol vehicle be? Assume room for two officers and a caged backseat for perps.

A lot of departments where I live are shelling out the extra money for AWD because of all the snow and rain we get here. I'm surprised 4x4, body on frame SUVs aren't more popular.


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CPD just wants to know if any of the civil forfeiture auctions he goes to are selling your stuff.

Are you getting the "rumbler" sirens out in podunk yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZlsCt8YVIA
Also, the dude at the end worried about bad guys running away is a friend of mine.
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(05-29-2017, 04:01 PM)soup Wrote: Police cruisers have been discussed in the past. What would your ideal setup for a patrol vehicle be? Assume room for two officers and a caged backseat for perps.

A lot of departments where I live are shelling out the extra money for AWD because of all the snow and rain we get here. I'm surprised 4x4, body on frame SUVs aren't more popular.

Most departments around here are going with Explorers, so yeah, you're totally right that SUV's are a good solution. They're fucking slow though. Fortunately they handle like total pigs too, which is helpful when trying to squeeze the most speed you can out of them.

I really liked the layout and features of the Caprices, but Chevy just can't keep them on the road for us. They're spending more time in the shop than on the street, so we are moving over to Explorers as well.

My ideal setup would be something like a cross between the Caprice and the Explorer. Large and roomy inside, good handling, naturally aspirated V8 power plant, tall enough to hop curbs or handle light off road tasks but not so high that it handles like total shit. A console with a built in mount for a tablet or small laptop positioned in such a way as to keep it low and out of the drivers field of view. Small A pillars, minimal blind spots, big windows, and a large trunk with a lockable organizer like a trunk vault.

(05-29-2017, 04:42 PM)Yossarian Wrote: CPD just wants to know if any of the civil forfeiture auctions he goes to are selling your stuff.

Are you getting the "rumbler" sirens out in podunk yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZlsCt8YVIA
Also, the dude at the end worried about bad guys running away is a friend of mine.

Growlers and rumblers have been around for quite a while. We don't have any cause basically we don't see much need. I mean, you canbasically see and hear our marked cars coming from space. What's an extra sirenmode gonnadothat isn't already being accomplished? Fact is, idiot drivers are stillgonna freeze and stop dead in the middle of the road, blocking things up. Most of us have figured out that if you wanna get across townfast, use the lights sparingly and the siren very little. The less you freakpeople out, the more you're able to sneak through traffic without having to slow down because of bottlenecks that you created by running code and people not knowing what to do.
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(05-28-2017, 10:33 AM)CPD Wrote: What animals have you had to wrangle?

How often does this happen in your area?

Have you seized any exotic animals?

Any farm animal you can think of, probably once a week. 500 pound juvenile cows are the most difficult. I've never had anything exotic, except an Alpaca, but it's not a lion or anything.
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https://imgur.com/a/gqv0j

Mick, how do all these rural PDs get the budget to send their officers to combat training at Eastern European Men School?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso
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It's actually pretty affordable. I'm going next month. Can't wait!
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(06-01-2017, 05:07 AM)silverado_mick Wrote: It's actually pretty affordable. I'm going next month. Can't wait!


Make sure you bring back plenty of that Vytautas water.
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I just need to practice my slav squat. Being of Irish ancestry, it doesn't come naturally to me...
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(06-01-2017, 07:41 AM)silverado_mick Wrote: I just need to practice my slav squat.  Being of Irish ancestry, it doesn't come naturally to me...

Be the potatoe.
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What's the most deranged person you've had to deal with and was t low key funny or scary to deal with them?
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Psychotics are no fun at all, That's when people get hurt. If their ranting and raving I usually just let them make noise.
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(07-19-2017, 01:42 AM)HardCoreTurtle Wrote: What's the most deranged person you've had to deal with and was t low key funny or scary to deal with them?

Funny: there was a lady who called frequently for the gnome living in a hole in her ceiling.  My partner and I finally had enough of trying to explain that there was no gnome, so we had her invite us in and show us the hole where the gnome lived.  Sure as shit, there was a small hole in the corner of her living room ceiling and she said the little fucker would poke his head out of there and watch TV after we left.  So while I was talking to her, I start telling her that she called the right cops that night.  My partner Mike is a gnome specialist.  He's an expert on their behavior and the special laws and codes governing them.  This lady is eating it up.  Mike makes a big show out of examining the hole and just plays right along.  After he finishes his "investigation" he turns to the lady and says "ma'am, I'm gonna take care of this for you".  He proceeds to go out to the car and come back with a bottle of Mt Dew.  He jams the pop bottle into the hole and says "there, this variety of gnome hates Mt dew, you won't have any more trouble from him now".  She never called again.

Scary: dude off his meds rushed us with a 3 ft long pipe in a kitchen about the size of an office desk.  He was screaming about slaying blue demons and it being god's work, while trying to split our skulls with that fucking pipe.  It happened so fast nobody got a chance to get a gun on him.  He fought through a taser.  There were three of us on him, he was like 50 years old, skinny, and frail looking, but he was throwing us around like rag dolls in that tiny little room.  Pepper spray had no effect.  Punches, knees, elbows, and joint locks had no effect.  Finally got him subdued by bashing his head off the kitchen cabinets, opening a huge gash on in his head, and causing him to bleed the fuck out on the floor to the point we were all slipping and rolling around in his blood.  He weakened to the point we got him in cuffs and into an ambulance.  

Most crazy I run into is annoying, sad, and maybe a little funny.  There's times though when they are downright terrifying.   
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Was that crazy dude that call you ended up covered in blood near the start of your career that you've mentioned before?
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I dunno if I mentioned it before here or not. It was quite a few years ago.
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How many encounters have you had with people on bath salts. Also the gnome story cracked me up.

Also have you ever had to deal with any hippies/degenerate leftists. Like you every pepper spray a line of college students before?
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It's sorta hard to tell what exactly people are higher up on when you encounter them. Crack, crank, molly, acid, speed, meth, salts, paint, gas, all sorts of things cause people to trip out. Working as a narc, almost everyone I encounter is fucked up on something.

Never dealt with protestors. Funny how they tend to stay out of the hood.
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