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(03-03-2015, 03:15 PM)A Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii, Marine was arrested and charged with a series of crimes after a high-speed chase, according to police officials. Wrote: http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/crime/2015/03/03/kaneohe-bay-marine-facing-charges-after-high-speed-chase/24287009/

Michelle Yu, a spokeswoman for the Honolulu Police Department said Lance Cpl. Sean Michael Shipe was booked for first-degree attempted murder and later charged with first degree terroristic threatening and criminal property damage in the first degree. He was being held on $200,000 bail. The Honolulu prosecutor's office said Shipe was arraigned on Monday and was still in state custody.

Shipe is an active-duty landing support specialist attached to Combat Logistics Battalion 3. From Baltimore, he enlisted in October 2011, said 1st Lt. Luke Kuper, a spokesman with III Marine Expeditionary Force and Marine Corps Installations Pacific.

Yu said on Thursday, Feb. 26, a police officer on a motorcycle was near the Marine Corps Base Hawaii checking for speeding drivers. Shipe drove past the officer "at a high rate of speed," and the officer tried to pull him over. Instead, Yu said, the motorist sped away from the base and headed toward town, before making a U-turn and heading back to the installation. In the process, Shipe allegedly hit one of the officers and swerved at another.

The officer sustained minor injuries and the motorcycle was damaged, Yu said.

Shipe was later arrested and charged, she said. Online Hawaii court records show that he was in state custody as of 1:30 p.m. local time on March 2, and his bail was set.

Local media reported that the incident blocked traffic on the Pali Highway, a major road in the area. Court records show Shipe twice previously pleaded no contest to street racing charges. Also, in 2012 he was charged with driving 95 mph in a 55 mph zone. At that time, he pleaded no contest, was fined, received community service, and his license was suspended for 30 days.
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#27
I actually knew it as well, but only because I was an All-American Mario Tennis player.


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#28
Use billboards to promote our company? Nah bro let's just put our number on a fucking rake and hang it on a power pole.
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#29
some background. so the internet has latched on to a picture of Kim Jong-un bending over and have started shooping it into different images, but only one really made me laugh, and if you laugh at this, you better fess up.
http://mashable.com/2015/03/04/kim-jong-un-bending-over-meme/

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#30
Oh I raffed. I fucking lost hard that's pretty good.
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#31
Oh dear leader.. I hope the Norks respond to this.

Shia?

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more randoms..

Quote:two arabs come to america. they make a bet who would be the most "americanized" in a year. after this year, one brother says, "i just dropped my kids off at baseball and we're having mcdonald's later". the other brother says, "fuck off, towelhead!"

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#32
I'd loose.
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#33
I love facebutt comments.

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Yeah,...So?
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#34
Don't worry guy, handi may have blown out the first couple inches but after that it's all fresh as a daisy.
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#36
Saw on FB today Steve Buscemi was a firefighter, helped in 9/11 and Sandy efforts. Respect.
The Kool-Aid is a lie.
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They come with fire,they come with axes...Destroyers&usurpers,curse them. GALL:I hope you get run over by a dumptruck full of babydicks CORVUS:yoss hates&knows everything BAN724:I like how buttmad ppl get about Yoss except if you lie still&listen he is trying to make us all better debaters
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Just a dumb grunt.
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#39
Long one but hilarious





Shorter one, can't post two videos at once.



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You can lie, but your boner can't 

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They come with fire,they come with axes...Destroyers&usurpers,curse them. GALL:I hope you get run over by a dumptruck full of babydicks CORVUS:yoss hates&knows everything BAN724:I like how buttmad ppl get about Yoss except if you lie still&listen he is trying to make us all better debaters
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#42
Dick Scuttlebutt reviews MRE's
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#44
I fucking lost. Fucking Dora, that filthy fucking skank...
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#45
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#48
LOL @ Benjamin
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#49
Lol at HAQ.
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