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Cpl apez's Euro -propaganda
#51
The reindeer looks awesome. But why the fuck is your pea soup green? Ours is yellow Big Grin
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#52
(04-28-2015, 12:26 PM)Xyborg Wrote: The reindeer looks awesome. But why the fuck is your pea soup green? Ours is yellow Big Grin

back at you, why is yours yellow? Ours is green Huh
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#53
It's green in America as well. Clearly Finland is correct in this case.

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#54
Wink 
That's weird, ours looks like this and I've never seen any other color.
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#55
that looks amazeballs...brb gonna go buy some yellow peas

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#56
On a side-note I effing love the metal drinking cups in Apez picture. Makes it look all Viking/old school, it's the little things!
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#57
(04-29-2015, 02:09 AM)Xyborg Wrote: On a side-note I effing love the metal drinking cups in Apez picture. Makes it look all Viking/old school, it's the little things!

I have three of them, I bought two from a surplus store, one I err...borrowed (and never returned)
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#58
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/28/finland-fires-warning-charges-at-suspect-object-in-underwater-territory

IT'S HAPPENING

Finnish navy dropped warning depth charges at an "underwater object" near Helsinki. Suspected it's a Russian sub playing fuck fuck games.

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#59
Knock knock.

Who's there?

THE WINTER WAR'S NAVY

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#60
Finland's showing our Navy what they should have done this easter. At least one Scandinavian country still haven't had their claws cut by their shitty socialist government.
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#61
I think our Navy actually knows quite a bit more about that 'mystery object' than they say, based on stories I have heard in the past.
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#62
Go Scandinavia, take down that Russian bear!
The Kool-Aid is a lie.
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#63
with Walpurgis Night finally here, a story about one Walpurgis Night: In Göteborg (don't remember what they call it in English), Sweden, tertiary degree students bought a park bench and started carrying it around the city. As you might guess, the police stopped them a couple of times, at which point they showed a receipt to prove they owned the bench, and after a while the police started ignoring reports about students carrying a park bench. The next morning, all of the park benches in the city had been neatly lined up at the city square.
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#64
Hey Apez! Where are the stories! Keep them coming! I don't have your way with words to share the life of Euro-trashes to the yanks!
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#65
a short one about a lieutenant-colonel named Nikke Pärmi, who was rather interesting fellow; at one point before the war when he was captain he had a fight with his superior who said that Pärmi would never make major, and even less lieutenant-colonel, and that if such a miracle were to happen he'd eat a hatfull of shit. When Pärmi then got promoted to lieutenant-colonel he called his former superior who by then had been deemed unfit for service and was working as a laborer at the "Home front", when the man answered the phone, Pärmi said "Lieutenant-colonel Pärmi speaking, I figure you have a hat?", at which point the man hung up.

At the beginning of Continuation war Pärmi was given a unit formed of inmates who had chosen to fight, the unit was called "Musta Nuoli"; "Black Arrow", and when he was inspecting the men he would stop to ask some of them what they had been in prison for, and when one man said "I killed a man", Pärmi replied: "Good, good, we do need professionals in this unit."

As you may have guessed, not everyone joined out of will to fight, but some joined to escape and defect to the Soviet side, and one morning a group of these guys had disappeared, leaving behind a note mocking Pärmi's accent (he pronounced "T" as "D", for the English translation I decided to go with "W" as "V"); "Vell vell, unfortunately for you ve decided to join the Russians", but as it turned out, the unit had orders to attack that day, and the would-be defectors were soon caught. When Pärmi saw them he said; "Vell vell, it vould seem that this time it's you vho are unfortunate."

Then another time, another commander was complaining how hard it was to get reinforcements, to which Pärmi replied: "My friend, all you need is right channels, when ever I need a hundred men I pick up the phone to call Kakola prison in Turku and order "Send the second floor here!""
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#66
I like that man already!
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#67
Leo Komarov's kneeing, didn't know that in Sweden knees are not in the same place as elsewhere...
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CE07lyMUEAAEsni.mp4
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#68
a story about my mother's maternal grandfather: during our own Prohibition era (1919-1930 something) my mother's grandfather would take a cartload of fish to Turku (he lived inland while Turku is a coastal city), supposedly to sell them there, and 'for some reason' bring another load back, needless to say fish wasn't the only thing in the cart on the return trip, and at one point he did some time in prison, I wonder how he managed to keep trafficking the booze with a cover story like that, the police officers must have been just as thirsty as the rest of the country...
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#69
bro, you got any awesome Finnish scenery porn photos?

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#70
(05-16-2015, 02:02 PM)SSgt Corvus Wrote: bro, you got any awesome Finnish scenery porn photos?
not at this time, but I'll keep my eyes open
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#71
Sweet

Also, Apez can you verify the following info?
http://imgur.com/gallery/Cvx5s

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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#72
I can attest to the angry looking finnish guy - at least during hockey championships. And their contry-side is just that beautiful.
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#73
a scenery like that in the first pic can also be seen here in the South as well at some point during the winter, but you'll have a better chance of experiencing it in Lapland or Northern Karelia since those places are colder during winter than other parts of the country (and Northern Karelia also happens to be the hottest place during the summer, courtesy of the Russian inland climate), that gallery is pretty accurate.
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#74
since this was published in facebook I guess it's OK to share it here:
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Finnish Army
be afraid, be *very* afraid.
"Lord is the guardian of the crazy and the drunk"
"Cats and drunkards have nine lives"
- Finnish sayings

"God must love crazy people, he made so many of them"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Marines don't die, they just go to Hell and re-group"
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#75
Holy shit that fat guy on the left side looks like a bag of smashed ass. sleeves up when everyone else's are down, pants not bloused, hands in pockets. Marshal Mannerheim is disappoint from beyond the grave.

half of the fun of being in the Air Force is watching the other branches get confused and outraged about it
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